Gypsies still think that flag is to ask that all states have a flag so they do not.
Finally managed to do.
All Gypsies gather to hear what was on the flag:
Boss comes and tells them:
-I consists of three parts:
                                         I put up a nigga like this Benefit Glorious Nation of us;
                                                               I put a violin in the middle, someone like this vocation;
                                                                                              and I put down a shit, as that's the situation. =))

   source:  http://www.drakudemine.com/2007/09/cel-mai-bun-banc-din-lume.html

A famous painter, who was in the mountains, meets with a shepherd.
- Bade, says the painter, let me paint your sheep?
- Lord take me, says the shepherd, how to do this? Leave them as white.

Collide a drunkard and a chassis.
- Why do not you look where you're going? cried chassis.
At the drunks, angry:
- But what you do not go on where you look?

Bubble goes through a forest with a guide to India.
- What does the message? Bubble asked curiously, pointing to see the smoke in the distance.
- Nothing major, says the Indian. There are advertisements!

Two players stop in a taxi stand.
 One asks the taxi driver:
- By center, near the Intercontinental, but it costs me?
- Fifteen rupee.
- And if you take and my colleague to us, then how will it cost us?
- All that.
That man looks at his colleague with a touch of contempt:
- See, I told you always that you not worth anything!

Horace Malaele was asked in an interview, which is the best player in the world.
After a few moments of thought, said:
- We are many.

Two second-hand actresses discuss a famous director:
- Two years ago, told me that if I listen to it, you have an Oscar.
- And? Have you had?
- Sure! Oscar, mother, see that you have to kiss pickling.

Samar and Aamir will illegally cross the border.
- Who's there? cried the soldier on duty.
- Meow! Samar says.
- Well, it's just a cat, says soldier by his colleague.
Shortly after, he tries his luck Aamar.
- Who's there? soldier shouted again.
To which Aamir said slowly:
- Another cat!

                                                                         - How to measure the intelligence of blondes?
                                                                                         - I insert a gauge in his ear.

                                      Since July 1, 2010, retirees will pay new taxes, as follows:
     - For gold in the mouth
          - For silver hair
               - For kidney stones
                   - The lead in standing
                       - The iron in the joints
                           - Blood sugar

                                                                   Because retirees have a huge energy potential, will pay for gas and excise taxes enacted in secret.

  - Hello, People's House?
  - Yes.
  - The people, please!

            - Why all the graves of many Scots have a monument?
            - Because I buried standing up to the waist, then give the lime.