The audience decided! The best joke in the world is:

Two hunters were somewhere in a forest.
At one point, one of them falls to the ground, breathless, with his eyes closed.
The other pulls his cell phone and calls the ambulance.
- My friend died. What to do, "he shouted into the receiver.
Operator to answer:
- Please calm down and I will help you.
First make sure that it is indeed dead.
Keep silence, then a noise is heard shots.
After that, type put mine on the phone and says:
- Okay, now what do I do?

Americans considered the best joke as:

Two friends were in a day on the golf course.
One of them just getting ready to hit, at which sees a long funeral procession passing through the vicinity.
Type stop to putter in the air, removes his cap, closes his eyes and lowered his head, immersed in prayer.
His friend says:
- Oh, is the most beautiful and most touching gesture I've ever seen.
 Are you an absolutely wonderful man.
And the other answers:
- What do I have been married 35 years

The English prefer the following joke:

A woman with a baby in her arms to climb on the bus.
The driver says:
- Oh, that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen.
The woman goes behind the bus and sit on the seat foaming nerves.
Turns to the passenger beside them and say:
- The driver that hurt me very bad.
At the individual says:
- Better you go right now to tell in a couple of time this will keep me monkey.